Saturday, May 30, 2009
Me Vs Joyous
One day, Me and Joyous made a race. We saw who could survive the longest. Because I had about 2000HP more than him, he resigned and gave me 20k of mesos. What happened if we did go on?
To be Cont.
To be Cont.
Monster Apocalypse
Twas the nights of Maplemas, Versalmas, and more
And all the Maplers F2'd and adored
For there were plenty of treasures, drops, and strange mobs
There were events, new locations, and even new jobs!
And what on my sharp GM eyes should appear?
Monster Bags, lots of them, and how'd they get here?
"These bags," I did cry, "will make Maplers die.
They'll spill right open, and monsters will fly."
"We must hide them at once!" Hime exclaimed
Crash pointed out zombie 'shrooms must be tamed
"But how shall we hide them?" Talia inquired
Tis when Nebel devised a plot, well inspired.
"We'll take them up high, and much above Orbis.
No one will find them, they'll never come for us."
"A great idea!" they did cry out!
"But who should we trust, to bring this about?"
They planned and they voted,
They discussed and they thought
Then suddenly "All of us will help with this plot."
On Lallent, On Libra!
On Xakimbo, Daliah
Zawmbee, and Tibaroo,
Vector, Anstar, Tiara!
Nethe led the trek, high above view of snoops
But then from the GM crowd came an...
... "oops".
For everyone so excited to go
Forgot to fasten the Monster Bags! No!
They fell from the sky, with a deafening "whup"
And all of the Maplers, just then, did look up.
Balrogs and Mushrooms!
Slimes and great birds!
Boogeys and Pigs
in outfits absurd!
Now...
We need your strength Warriors!
And Bowman, aim swift!
Thieves, all be sneaky!
And Pirates, be quick!
Magicians as well
will need to cast magic
Or all of us fear
The results will be tragic.
The monsters, they fell, and blotted the sun!
And each Mapler knew...
... The Day of Darkness had come
And all the Maplers F2'd and adored
For there were plenty of treasures, drops, and strange mobs
There were events, new locations, and even new jobs!
And what on my sharp GM eyes should appear?
Monster Bags, lots of them, and how'd they get here?
"These bags," I did cry, "will make Maplers die.
They'll spill right open, and monsters will fly."
"We must hide them at once!" Hime exclaimed
Crash pointed out zombie 'shrooms must be tamed
"But how shall we hide them?" Talia inquired
Tis when Nebel devised a plot, well inspired.
"We'll take them up high, and much above Orbis.
No one will find them, they'll never come for us."
"A great idea!" they did cry out!
"But who should we trust, to bring this about?"
They planned and they voted,
They discussed and they thought
Then suddenly "All of us will help with this plot."
On Lallent, On Libra!
On Xakimbo, Daliah
Zawmbee, and Tibaroo,
Vector, Anstar, Tiara!
Nethe led the trek, high above view of snoops
But then from the GM crowd came an...
... "oops".
For everyone so excited to go
Forgot to fasten the Monster Bags! No!
They fell from the sky, with a deafening "whup"
And all of the Maplers, just then, did look up.
Balrogs and Mushrooms!
Slimes and great birds!
Boogeys and Pigs
in outfits absurd!
Now...
We need your strength Warriors!
And Bowman, aim swift!
Thieves, all be sneaky!
And Pirates, be quick!
Magicians as well
will need to cast magic
Or all of us fear
The results will be tragic.
The monsters, they fell, and blotted the sun!
And each Mapler knew...
... The Day of Darkness had come
Maple Joke
The pic was made by me. GM Inspired comic.
GM humor:
3 Maplers, low on health and potionless sought to escape the mighty Papulatus. They reached a small cave, where they found three boxes that would cover their appearance. One of the Maplers had an idea:
?If we hide in these boxes, we can escape from spit-curl face, and make it back to town!?
The other two agreed, and they quickly hid. Before long, Papulatus warped inside the cave, and began to examine the boxes. He bumped the first box, with the first Mapler inside, and heard, ?Woof!?
Papulatus said, ?Odd. A husky without its master? Not what I seek.?
He went to the next box, bumped it with the second Mapler inside and heard, ?Meow.?
Papulatus said, ?Hmm. A kitty without its master? Not what I seek.?
He went to the last box, and bumped it. No noise. Puzzled, he bumped it again. Nothing.
He bumped harder, and heard: ?Mesos.?
This was made by GMs
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